Rating: pg-13/super super low R (this part, but like actual R/NC-17 overall)
Disclaimer: these are a) not based on the real people but their fictional counterparts from the 2010 film, and b) not my characters either. basically I own nothing.
Word Count: ~13, 900 this part
Warnings: none, except the word count (WHY?) and, like, this might legitimately rot your teeth.
Summary: BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~.
A/N: I think this proves how ruined this film has made me: this is cavity-inducing.
Eduardo comes round the curtain with flour all down his shirt, but he's smiling anyway. How can one person smile so much? Mark wonders if his face hurts after a while. He also wonders who the hell wears a dress shirt to bake in, but then he's not the world's expert on sartorial choices so he can't really comment.